The article "Jessica Alba... Perfect?" talks about humor, it was written by Sherwood Shwinnbergsteinberg.
Jessica Alba. What a doll.My girlfriend HAETS Jessica Alba now cause once I said that she was "Perfect."Look, no one is impeccable. I'm pretty sure she's not imepccable. I'm kind of fairly certain there is something wrong with her. I mean, I can't think of it right now. But if you give me a few days...Ah, I know! The only tihng wrong with Jessica Alba is that she would never talk to a guy like me.Ya know, my girl had a DREAM about the guy from the Superman TV show but I get in trouble for saying Jessica Alba is hot?
What the hell!Whatever. I gtota tell it like it is. Look at Jessica Alba. Jessica Alba looks like Halle Berry if Halle Berry were impeccable.HA HA HA! Now my girlfriend will hate me again. Okay. Reason I will never leave my girlfriend for Jessica Alba (besides the reason that Jessica Alba will never speak to me) is Ms.
Alba can't cook like my girl.Who is maikng me yummy French Toast?
Who is whipping up a Sweet Potato Pie? NOT Jessica Alba, that's who! Sex is great with my girl. But really, I have to eat 3 times a day. So you tell me what's more important! And for all you guys who pick your girl based only on her beatuy.
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